Alice Simgrate (intern)
Alice Simgrate is one of our interns. She is a PhD candidate at Loamshire College, UK (school of metaphysical pharmacology), part of the medical research team seeking a cure for Cousin Oliver Syndrome. Alice is currently work-shadowing the mononymous Jivaro, our Recruiting Chief for Borneo, Palo Alto, and the Lesser Sunda Islands (no biographical details available). Alice describes her silent mentor as "somewhat unnerving" and said she was frankly a bit surprised to learn what "headhunting" actually entails...