Toby Thomas (intern)

Toby "Tobes" Thomas is one of our interns and a senior at Stepford University. He admits he only applied for this internship because he thought RPG stood for "Rocket Propelled Grenade". Toby really, really doesn't want to be sent back down into the company archives in the basement again. However, he's been promised when (if) he gets back, he'll be allowed to proofread a promising new game in development about the secret wars of diabolic wigmakers. It's called Hell Toupée.